Now that the NFL has effectively taken the words “tackle” and “football” out of the “NFL” they might as well issue flags and save the expense on the equipment. By rule the quarterback is no longer a tackle football player. Players that make a clean tackles on the QB draw penalties. Therefore, the correct name of the NFL is now the National Flag League. Parents will serve refreshments at half time on the sidelines and there is no need to retire to the locker rooms (except to go potty).
All player contracts should be voided with damages paid for breach of contract since they signed up to play “tackle” football. (I’ll let you figure out who should pay damages to who) New contracts should be greatly reduced for playing a non-contact sport. The “Super Bowl” is no longer “Super”. It will now be known as the “Intramural Politically Correct Bowl.”