{"id":160,"date":"2018-09-23T22:14:33","date_gmt":"2018-09-23T22:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billsnotes.net\/?p=160"},"modified":"2018-09-23T22:14:50","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T22:14:50","slug":"nfl-is-dead-the-new-national-flag-league","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"NFL IS DEAD &#8211; THE NEW NATIONAL FLAG LEAGUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that the NFL has effectively taken the words \u201ctackle\u201d and \u201cfootball\u201d out of the \u201cNFL\u201d they might as well issue flags and save the expense on the equipment. By rule the quarterback is no longer a tackle football player. Players that make a clean tackles on the QB draw penalties.\u00a0 Therefore, the correct name of the NFL is now the National Flag League. Parents will serve refreshments at half time on the sidelines and there is no need to retire to the locker rooms (except to go potty).<\/p>\n<p>All player contracts should be voided with damages paid for breach of contract since they signed up to play \u201ctackle\u201d football. (I\u2019ll let you figure out who should pay damages to who) New contracts should be greatly reduced for playing a non-contact sport. The \u201cSuper Bowl\u201d is no longer \u201cSuper\u201d. It will now be known as the \u201cIntramural Politically Correct Bowl.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that the NFL has effectively taken the words \u201ctackle\u201d and \u201cfootball\u201d out of the \u201cNFL\u201d they might as well issue flags and save the expense on the equipment. By rule the quarterback is no longer a tackle football player. Players that make a clean tackles on the QB draw penalties.\u00a0 Therefore, the correct name&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/?p=160\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NFL IS DEAD &#8211; THE NEW NATIONAL FLAG LEAGUE<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billsnotes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}